Cleveland Rocks

Perhaps from now on, I’ll just steal things that I think are funny from my friends’ Facebook pages. My life would be so much easier. Is that true? Not really. My life is pretty easy already. If it got any easier, I’d just be in a coma.
I stole this from Anthony. He took it at a Burger King somewhere around Cleveland. Thanks, Anth.



I’ve never been to Cleveland and I don’t know anything about the city except that Drew Carey claims that it rocks and they have a politically incorrect baseball mascot (not that that bothers me, what do I care? I'm not Indi--Native American, but he's actually RED) but these guys seem to love it there.

Blair was right

I stole this from Jeff. His FB caption for it says "Probably the worst person to ever meet."


Truer words were never spoken.

I once was in the dressing room at the Urban Outfitters on 10th and 2nd around closing time when the NYU student employees were all huddled in the room next to me, sorting through the discarded overpriced boho crap, and the fact that they all made it out of there alive is damn near a miracle because listening to their whining almost sent me over the edge, like those women on that Oxygen series Snapped.

“Dude, I HAAAATE going home for the holiday break. It’s like they don’t get it. My friends that go to other schools are like all ‘We went to a frat party’ and I’m like, ‘Uh, lame!’”
“Dude, it’s so lame.”
“Yeah.”
“Totally.”

Later on they barricaded themselves in the NYU cafeteria and cried about tuition prices. (These actually aren't the same kids, but they absolutely could be. And probably are.)




You're not a character in Rent. I'm going to Whole Foods to protest the price of hummus! Oh, I'm totally free to get hummus cheaper elsewhere? This is what democracy looks like!

STOP

At the risk of offending one or more of the 412 people on my Facebook friend list, I have to get this off my chest before I throw up on my keyboard. You couples that post things on each other’s Facebook walls that are clearly personal and should, by all rules of society, not be on display for the entire internet-viewing public, have got to cut it out. No one wants to read it, nor should you want your 400 Facebook friends to read “I love learning and growing with you!” (which no one should say on a Facebook wall or otherwise, for any reason, ever) or “Let’s stay in tonight…;) sound good?” Send a text, for God’s sake, you’re making everyone sick.