The kids are ok!

The big scary socialist-agenda-pushing speech is finally over. OH the controversy! School districts that banned it and parents who kept their kids home from school can all rest easy now. Your kids narrowly missed hearing a speech about working hard to live up to their potential. PHEW, that was close!

It’s pretty terrifying that anyone listens to nut jobs like Jim Greer, but I can’t talk about it or steam will come out of my ears and my eyeballs will do summersaults in their sockets, like a wacky cartoon character who was just hit over the head with a mallet.

You'd think motivating the little rug rats to want to do well in school would get the ok from teachers, of all people, but you'd be wrong. My sister teaches 5th grade in Texas, and some of her fellow teachers were none too pleased that the President wanted to talk to their kids about (GASP) taking education seriously. They “questioned his motives.”

That's rational.

I'm not sure what evil motives they assume are behind him asking 3rd graders to do their homework, but just don't look at the swinging pocket watch in his right hand and you'll be fine. You're getting sleeeeepy...veeeryyyy sleeeeepy...



Here's the speech, in case you want to find the socialist brainwashing part. Keep looking!