You, your kids and your Johnson

I guess a lot of people have seen this already. I hadn't until Rick and Kristin forced me into being in the loop, but that's no surprise. I'm really skeptical of things like this, but by all accounts, this really was a commercial in the 80s or whenever. Are there any old people who read this who can confirm? I was way too young to remember.

Also, maybe I didn't pay attention to boating commercials because we didn't have a boat. Now that I think about it, I didn't have a pony or a bouncy house growing up either. I'm not saying we were on food stamps or anything, but sometimes the pool would take a really long time to heat up in the winter. I want to swim NOW!