Sting receives human rights award in Chile--Wait, no, this is a different story

I know everyone’s all up in arms about Sting taking $2 million dollars to perform for dictator—president president! —Islam Karimov and everything, because over in Uzbekistan he’s always torturing people and fixing elections, and reporters who oppose him mysteriously get shot three times at close range, and one time he ordered the massacre of 200 civilians including women and children, but in Sting’s defense: Cannonball!



And in my defense: I've always thought Sting was kind of a dick. I win!