Friday, June 19, 2009

Pick me! Pick me!

Runaway Jury was on last night and I’d never seen it, so I watched it and I started thinking…not about the ethics of our judicial system blah blah blah…I started thinking, is it weird that I’m 29 and I’ve never been summoned for jury duty?  Does the government know I exist? I know they do, they're the reason I can't afford that summer house. So what’s the deal?

What am I not good enough?  I think I’d be a really good juror.  Yeah, what the fuck, I'd be a GREAT juror.  OJ would be in prison right now, I’ll tell you that much!
Oh, he’s actually in prison now? For something concerning sports memorabilia? 

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