Monday, August 24, 2009

The one thing he missed



The guy who killed that “model" the other day has killed himself in…oh the irony…a town called Hope in British Columbia. This is really sad and pretty gross (he chopped off her fingers and pulled her teeth so they couldn’t identify her. I wonder if he used the floss tied to the doorknob trick), and I’m not in the business of making fun of dead people, but…

She was eventually identified by the serial numbers on her breast implants, cops said.

Those two could not have been trashier, but I don’t care who you are, that’s not what you want the last thing written about you to be. That or, “she was on her way to a Dane Cook show...”

1 comment:

  1. i like the idea of my body being identified by some serial number. if i'd known there were serial numbers on breast implants, i'd have gotten them years ago. if a guy has to get one of those fake gonad things, does he have a serial number, too?

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