Phase One

Thanks to Dan’s generosity and awesome housewarming gift-giving spirit (fueled by his desire to grill meat outside because deep down he knew I’d never buy one myself), we have a grill. And thanks to a very nice girl on Craig’s List (and me looking like an idiot trying to find a cab while carrying an enormous table on the corner of Essex and Canal), the back “yard” also now has a table that I’m almost positive is not supposed to go outside. It’s just some crap Ikea table top that’s wood covered with that plastic stuff. Whatever, I’m not a carpenter, what do I know? Trees are wood, they’re outside all the time. Anyway, burgers!