This story is awesome for like 800 different reasons, one of which is the subtle yet revealing facial expressions in their mugshots, but most importantly, the fact that Wisconsin actually issues cartoon-style black and white striped inmate uniforms. I like it, it’s like a sorority theme party. Prisoners are usually all mopey about being locked up and wasting year after year of their lives, but if they’re dressed like the Hamburglar, it just makes it more fun.
I have no doubt that all these ladies are in high demand in their respective towns of Kaukauna, Menasha and Fond du Lac, so this guy must be good because he got all 3 of them (one of the ladies is just somebody’s sister who came along for moral support, I assume) to sleep with him and give him money. Anyway, they all found out about each other and long story short, they tied him up and super glued his penis to his leg.
He went and whined to the cops, so now they could get up to 6 years in jail. That seems excessive to me, but I don’t have a penis. Guys are really weird about them.
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